Holy Cr*p! No, Literally.....

I was just talked down from the Doctor calling ledge. Emma could not have gotten more than a mouthful of cereal last night, and yet, I just experienced my first solid-food poop. It is NOT GOOD, people. It's a whole new beast.... consistency, color, smell..... SIZE. To quote Robin Williams, it was a combination of toxic waste and velcro. The non-parents out there will think this is gross, but hey. This is my life. And today, it frightens me.